Men “Weaponizing” Incompetence to Avoid Chores? | The View

I am like Manny, a true gentleman, I wouldn let my babe do more than necessary, that is take care of the kids the home and when I get home I want my dinner ready, and if she calls me every five minutes to see where I am, I would divorce her, like I said a true gentleman, and she has to be down with doing crazy things too, like sailing being adventurous thats what I am trying to say, any such babes out there ? :)