I am hereby on record issuing my famous unreversible Fatwa DeLuxe Spring addition 2026.
Terms of peace.
The US must stop supporting the Synagog of Satan the Zionist entity.
The US must stop sponsoring terrorism.
The US must dismantle all its military bases in West Asia.
All sanctions must be lifted.
A small insignificant fee has to be payed to cross the Strait of Hormuz for all ships need to go through the deepest part of the strait which is in Irans territorial waters, a buck per barrel is the cost to maintain the strait for eveyones safety, and the fees has to be paid in Iranian currency.
Iran also demand free Netflix access for all its citizens.
These are the terms to end hostilities.  
 

 

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